Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Unfair Reporting on This Blog

Hi.  It's Me.  (Tucker.)

I have a serious problem with the last blog post and the picture my "mother" put up on facebook yesterday.  

And, yes.  Of course I read the blog.  Of course I'm on facebook.  I consider staying informed to be a basic necessity of life as an internet celebrity.

Back to my issue.  First, she ooooooh's and aaaaaaaah's over this Valegro horse.  I've never met the guy, maybe he's nice, I don't know.  He seems kind of high-maintenance to me, he always matches:


Photo from The Horse Magazine
Anyway....  Yesterday my mom couldn't stop talking about this "amazing photo series" of this Valegro guy who she's apparently obsessed with... blah blah blah.

Then she posts this embarrassing photo of me on our facebook page.


This is what's unfair.  She totally made fun of me for doing the SAME THING as this Valegro horse. I mean, do you see a difference?  Cause I don't.

Photo from The Horse Magazine
Well, apart from the fact that my rider appears to be hanging on for dear life, whereas Valegro's rider seems to be appreciating his performance.

So what makes him so great and me so laughable?  It's unfair, I say.  Highly unfair.  Next time I see something dangerous we'll see how quickly I escort her to safety, that's all I have to say.

13 comments:

  1. Love this! Glad Tucker could share the real story ;)

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  2. Tucker is NEVER allowed to be pen pals with Courage. NEVER.

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  3. That. Is. Hysterical! Tucker, you are so right. I appreciate your performance skillz. That Valegro dude's got nothing on your moves.

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  4. I think you have a good point, Tucker.

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  5. wait, Tucker, are you trying to say that these aren't ALL pictures of you?!? bc i totally thought they were ;)

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  6. BWAHAHAHA! Poor Gorgeous Boy. You can come live with Auntie Amy when Mom's mean to you. You'd have your very own Child and Boy to play with.

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  7. Hehehe poor misunderstood Tucker!

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